Left Side Challenged

wooo hoo! Keep up the tricks - they might just add...

2009-07-20T13:54:35.348-07:00

wooo hoo! Keep up the tricks - they might just add up to a miracle!

Way to go Slayre.

factually,
Facty

That's awesome! Looking forward to hearing about m...

2009-07-17T13:35:16.951-07:00

That's awesome! Looking forward to hearing about more progress.

well wearng pants held up by other than an elastic...

2009-07-06T14:21:58.732-07:00

well wearng pants held up by other than an elastic band. other than a T-shirt.

see, even if i do manage to get my jeans up over my hips, which is a neat trick, i assure ya, i still have to button them, which is an even neater trick, with one hand.

well, i also miss speading smooth creamy peanut bu...

2009-07-06T14:18:44.653-07:00

well, i also miss speading smooth creamy peanut butter on to a fresh slice of bread.

maybe i am a coke head. in a coma.

i miss being able to 'stop on a dime'. if a cop were to holer 'freeze' at me, i just might get shot.

i could have gone on forever bout the things i miss, but i think it might have become mundane rather quickly.

I think I avoided drugs through this kind of think...

2009-07-06T07:50:32.123-07:00

I think I avoided drugs through this kind of thinking.. like what if I was really a coke head, but I was stuck in this delusional world that seemed normal and had me not on drugs... so I never wanted to do drugs...

Nice post. I would not miss dressing up, if by tha...

2009-07-06T07:48:48.215-07:00

Nice post. I would not miss dressing up, if by that you mean white shirt and tie type thing. I hate that. I miss sex too.

Merry Christmas, Slayre!

2008-12-25T04:58:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas, Slayre!

i dont know about you GG. sumtin telling me your n...

2008-11-10T22:53:00.000-08:00

i dont know about you GG. sumtin telling me your not so good.

i like computer games, thats me. some see it at a fault, but it keeps me off the street beating the snot outta incompetents

almost only counts in horse shoes and handgranades...

2008-11-07T04:48:00.000-08:00

almost only counts in horse shoes and handgranades! Age of Conan??? You're hanging with arnold schwartznegger? Hmmmmm????

Good good good......

2008-11-06T02:38:00.001-08:00

Good good good......

i like......

2008-10-19T20:55:00.000-07:00

i like......

i intend to make a dedicated post about the poopna...

2008-08-28T18:15:00.000-07:00

i intend to make a dedicated post about the poopnazi, but we are not that far along the story as yet.

Just thought I'd drop a little note to let you kno...

2008-08-28T14:10:00.000-07:00

Just thought I'd drop a little note to let you know I'm going to be following along, rooting for you along the way.

I figure the stories in this post alone warrant the addition to my bloglines, though I'm sure we met during the first couple blogger events.

Best of luck!

Bobby Bracelet

Saw your blog on TaoPoker and read through. An eas...

2008-08-28T10:21:00.000-07:00

Saw your blog on TaoPoker and read through. An easy way to put your thoughts in a post without typing is to use software that can transcribe what you are saying. I used Dragon (http://www.nuancestore.com/v2.0-img/operations/scansoft/site/513201/513201_dns-talk.html) as a test and it is a breeze to use.

Good Luck!

"poopnazi" = priceless

2008-08-28T09:16:00.000-07:00

"poopnazi" = priceless

well if your talking about stroke survivors, isinc...

2008-08-27T02:29:00.000-07:00

well if your talking about stroke survivors, isincerely doubt that they dont 'want' to talk about. its prolly more of a case of 'not able' to talk about it.

and i'm sure i wont be able toshare 'all' my experiences, for one reason or the otherbut it wont be because i dont want to.

It's good to hear you survived. You should have e...

2008-08-26T16:08:00.000-07:00

It's good to hear you survived. You should have earned TONS of macho points (don't know how they are redeemable) but geez!!

Can't wait to hear the next chapter. Really it's interesting to hear what you went through. Helps me understand what others I know experienced when they don't want to discuss it.

I have missed you!

ok EC, word. i really don't know what the word is ...

2008-08-26T13:03:00.000-07:00

ok EC, word. i really don't know what the word is so will go with thatold magic standby, please.

please.

Dude,This may be the understatement of the year, b...

2008-08-26T06:11:00.000-07:00

Dude,

This may be the understatement of the year, but that sounds horrible. At least you had one good nurse to turn you over and such once in a while.

So how is the pokering going? Are you still playing?

Let us hope that you'll get motivated enough to come out to Vegas one December. Even if it is not this year, we'll be doing this for a while.

If you don't want to fly, I'm sure it can be arranged to get some people from Texas to drive there as a group so you wouldn't have to do it yourself.

Just say the word and we'll get you there.

yeah i think the number is aroung 60 for casinos a...

2008-08-23T17:23:00.000-07:00

yeah i think the number is aroung 60 for casinos along the IH35 corridor in oklahoma. i've just been to the one.

there is a 'casino' in eagle pass i've been to a couple times.

once you've been to vegas, these indian joints just dont seem to cut it.

I don't live far from the casino across the red ri...

2008-08-17T12:00:00.000-07:00

I don't live far from the casino across the red river on 35. I've never stopped but it seems like they are ALL OVER oklahoma now. Even around my home town, Ponca City!

i've been twice. both times in december. i've nev...

2008-08-16T13:19:00.000-07:00

i've been twice. both times in december. i've never walked so much in all my life.

i could and would make the drive iffen i werent physically challenged.
the thing with the air travel is the airports to deal with. they are a pain in the a$$ when your not physically challenged. last three times i traveled by air were not exciting at all.

if the wanting gets bad enuff, i'll go. but for now its a managable craving. online is working for me and there is a casino just across the tx/ok border that i would prolly try to herad to first if it got down to
it.

I'm glad you realize driving would be a bad idea, ...

2008-08-16T05:22:00.000-07:00

I'm glad you realize driving would be a bad idea, I wouldn't drive that far! Now air fare, you do get to board first and other perks!)

I went to vegas once and did a little gambling, but mostly just experience sensory overload with all the stuff! Biggest lesson, talk to NO one who comes up to you. My 2 teacher friends I went with failed to mention that little tidbit of info.

We went up to the top of the stratosphere (I think, the one with the roller coaster). That TOTALLY FREAKED ME OUT. They come to the very edge before they go backwards. I wasn't even on the stupid thing and it scared the crap out of me!

well i never pooped again while Bill was on duty. ...

2008-08-15T16:46:00.000-07:00

well i never pooped again while Bill was on duty. and i made sure to take notice of who would be aiding me when i couldn't hold it any longer.

there was one nice lady very concerned about me getting a rash... i liked her.

Smart Doctors you had, they knew you would never w...

2008-08-15T08:15:00.000-07:00

Smart Doctors you had, they knew you would never wipe yourself if that 20yr old kept doing it. So they sent in the closer.